Great random and pointless

The following is a complete point of stupidity

if you head does not explode...

well...

Then Congrats



1. Do Not Read

but if you do...

2. take this pen and remember to turn on your windshield wipers

and then think about the following...

3. Cannibals are what they eat

and now that you know that you know...

4. I'm a stereotype. I'm not wrong. I'm cuddly.

but wait...

5. Oh no! Not another learning experience!

but if that's true then we can always hope that...

6. Sound effects sold separately

but if anyone asks...

7. Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

and for my Lil sis know this...

8. I am the kid next door's imaginary friend

and if any dogs are reading this...

9. I am not a chew toy

but you have to admit that those are...

10. Clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon

as is..

11. Got change for a $6 bill?

but the same person that asks you that will most likely get this 1994 The Tick reference...

12. Spoon!

and too that person I must say too you people...

13. Return at once to the Mother Ship!



Okay now that you have survived all that... stuff...



Here are some Facts:

1) Ninjas are mammals.
2) Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
4) Girls, are, wicked awesome.
5) Have you tried the Hot Pockets? They're breathtaking!