Tuesday, March 31, 2009

April fools day AWESOME PRANK?

I have 2 that are my favorites

1 Take
1 pack of fake skin (buy it near Halloween)
1 pack of fake blood (buy near Halloween)
Now apply the fake skin to your arm near you wrist (let dry) then using a pin or something small make a tiny hole in the center fill with fake blood and wipe clean
and wait till about 2 in the morning wake up you parents or roommate and tell them you heard something in the back yard go in to your back yard and act as if you have fallen and cut your wrist slowly begin to pull the hole wider that way the (fake)blood can come out once you have you parents or roommates out side begin to squeeze your wrist that way you have covering your entire arm

Now watch as the person Freaks out(remember to stop and tell them it was a joke before they call 911)

2. Take
1 tube of Plastic Wrap
1 thing of Duck tape
Find out how tall you friend you wish to prank is next when he is not paying attention place a sheet in front of a doorway and tell him it is for warming purposes Next take the plastic wrap and tape it to one side (ether at his head or feet level those work best) of the door and then to the other (do this about 5 to 10 times depending on the thickness of the plastic wrap) once you are done proceed to talk to your Victim in a room next door then get him or her to chase you go thou and duck or jump as you get by the duck tape and watch as the Victim is stopped in his tracks

Make sure you film ether of these pranks and post them on YouTube for all to enjoy

also send links to myspace.com/nightwing123 cause I want to see that stuff


PS I pulled the first one one my Mom and the second one one my friend eric also I posted these one my blogs

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Great random and pointless

The following is a complete point of stupidity

if you head does not explode...

well...

Then Congrats



1. Do Not Read

but if you do...

2. take this pen and remember to turn on your windshield wipers

and then think about the following...

3. Cannibals are what they eat

and now that you know that you know...

4. I'm a stereotype. I'm not wrong. I'm cuddly.

but wait...

5. Oh no! Not another learning experience!

but if that's true then we can always hope that...

6. Sound effects sold separately

but if anyone asks...

7. Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

and for my Lil sis know this...

8. I am the kid next door's imaginary friend

and if any dogs are reading this...

9. I am not a chew toy

but you have to admit that those are...

10. Clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon

as is..

11. Got change for a $6 bill?

but the same person that asks you that will most likely get this 1994 The Tick reference...

12. Spoon!

and too that person I must say too you people...

13. Return at once to the Mother Ship!



Okay now that you have survived all that... stuff...



Here are some Facts:

1) Ninjas are mammals.
2) Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
4) Girls, are, wicked awesome.
5) Have you tried the Hot Pockets? They're breathtaking!