Acording to the test of Dante's Inferno

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

I know huh I thought I'd be on the 2nd level for sure


take the test for yourself and post it as a comment I'm curious to see how some people would do you know?
(and I even told the truth on the masturbating question lol)
More blogs to come

Johnathan Browning AKA BlueNinja AKA Wizardmasterhp

Heck of a week

First things first

Wednesday

Dart+Foot=Funny as shit

who darts didn't work well with feet? Laugh Out Loud

Next we had the court party AKA

Halloweenapuluza Potluck

Cool Cake huh? took me 5 hours but it was so cool and the whole thing got eaten to

everyone had fun

even me

most just played video games

or ran around playing in the court

but the fun still went into the night with my crazy family

Guess who this is (Omega Dragon God)

Also later that night me and "Reaper" carved our pumpkins for pumpkin head I showed my to Sonya And Kim

Check it

Pretty cool huh?

Ms. Skellington pimpin the pumpkin

Wow Ain't it true

Then the next day was PUMPKIN HEAD 2008

Morning 7:00AM god I'm hyped for this

Yeah word not needed lol

This is Lillan she did this for a good reason (She did it in memory of her brother who died in a car accident form a drunk driver and he wanted to be in pumpkinhead)

Reaper and me after hour 4

Damn CocaCola For being so tempting(to the front of me)

(To the corner of me)

(To side of me)

Kyle Pimpin it ZRock Style

Just before I stepped down(Why did I step down?read on)

Jacob and CBS 12

Randall Rockin into the night

And the Winner Of Pumpkinhead 2008 Charlie Daniels Went from 7:30AM to 8:47PM No joke and yes it is raining in that picture

So why did I step down you ask Well even Bueller said he felt sorry for me

The night before when I was carving my pumpkin It only went down to my lower lip (D 1.1) so I decided to cut it more to the top when I did this I cut it till I hit the steam but there was still A hair thin layer of pumpkin between my head and the stem (D 1.2) but over time it went away and three little prongs where stabbing deeper and deeper until I felt like I was going to pass out from all the pain and then I felt also what might be a drip of blood so I finally just stepped down I felt slightly disappointed but then I looked at the bump on my head and true that there was three little puncture marks and like my mother and father had all ways taught me heath is more important than money especially when you have to use that money to get your heath back so yeah it was cool thou I got a Shirt That shows I was a pumpkin and and get to boast that I was a pumpkin head so yeah

D 1.1 D 1.2 D 1.3

Peace out and and I voted

More blogs to come

Pumpkin Head 2008

Yes thats right i'm in if you don't know what it is go to Zrock .com and find out
or to see me doing it live go to
http://www.zrockfm.com/page.php?page_id=16674
Hope you all enjoy



Johnathan Browning

Pumpkinhead 2008 & Me

So as many of you know I am going to be a pumpkinhead so here you go this is all the in fo in one spot k?







Yeah cool huh?







How kickass is that?

Oh and for the Pumpkinhead Rules 2008

2008 Z ROCK PUMPKINHEAD CONTEST RULES

How the Contest operates:
Beginning October 4, 2008 and ending Oct 24th at 5:30 p.m., Z Rock listeners and interested parties may apply to participate in the 2008 Z Rock Pumpkinhead Contest (the “Contest”) by visiting the Z Rock web site at http://www.ZRockfm.com and clicking on the Pumpkinhead ‘Signup Here’ icon, or, in person, at one of the following locations: Carl’s Jr Restaurant located at 2516 The Esplanade, Chico, CA; the Z Rock studios at 856 Manzanita Court, Chico, CA; or at any other location announced on 106.7FM Z Rock or website www.zrockfm.com. Applicants must fill out the entire application form and tell why they “deserve to be a 2008 Z Rock Pumpkinhead.” After review by Z Rock, up to 30 Applicants will be invited to participate in the Contest. Invited Applicants will be notified by Z Rock no later than 5:30p.m. October 27, 2008. To participate, invited applicants must have previously completed the entry form in it’s entirety and have signed off on the Pumpkinhead Contest Rules at Z-Rock studios, 856 Manzanita Ct., Chico, CA no later than Oct. 24 at 5:30 p.m. and be present at the Contest site, Carl’s Jr Restaurant, at 2516 The Esplanade (corner of East Avenue) in Chico, no later than 7:30 am on Thursday October 30th, 2008 with their pre-carved pumpkin (see item #9) to check in. At 7:30AM official time will be called as 7:30AM and any contestant not checked in or in line to be checked in will not be able to take part in Pumpkinhead. This is a rain or shine event! Each Contestant will be given a placard bearing their name, the Z Rock logo, and a Contest sponsor name, together with a milk crate. At 8:00 am all Contestants will place a pumpkin over their head and stand on their crate facing toward East Avenue. Every invited applicant who shows up and participates in the Contest will receive a courtesy gift from Z Rock. The last Contestant standing will receive the Grand Prize worth at least $1500.00 from 106.7 Z Rock, KRQR.

Contest Rules:

1. To be eligible to apply and participate, Applicants must be 18 years of age or older. Only one Contestant per immediate family and household may participate. Contestants will be required to furnish a form of certified photo identification (Driver’s license, Military ID, passport) in order to establish age and identity. Employees of Results Radio, LLC, their immediate family members, its affiliates, and sponsors, board of investors, employees of other radio stations and household pets are not eligible to apply or participate.
   
2. As a precondition to participation in the Contest, Applicants must sign this form, in the place provided below, providing their acknowledgment of having read and agreement to abide by these Contest rules in their entirety. Forms must be signed at KRQR Z-Rock studios, at 856 Manzanita Ct., Chico, Calif, no later than Oct 29 at 5:30 p.m
   
3. The Contest will be a one day endurance event. No bathroom breaks will be given. Contestants may not wear diapers or other devices to facilitate urination or defecation during the Contest. Z Rock reserves the right to inspect for diapers or other devices designed to circumvent this rule.
   
4. Z Rock Officials may call an Official Break during the Contest at any time and for any reason. The timing and length of Official Breaks will be at the discretion of the Z Rock Officials.
   
5. Contestants must remain standing on their crate and facing toward the street at all times during the Contest unless Contestant is performing a “Wheel of Death” task or an Official Break has been called. Otherwise, crouching, sitting, lifting a foot off the crate, resting one foot on top of another, jumping, turning away from the street or any other action other than standing, facing toward the street, will result in disqualification. A contestant stepping off of the crate, removing the pumpkin from their head, having the pumpkin fall off their head will be eliminated from the competition, even if the contestant is not responsible for the pumpkin breaking. If at any time other than an official break the pumpkin leaves the contestant’s head, they will be disqualified.
   
6. Any item brought to the event for use by contestant must remain on the contestant. There will be no storage on the ground around the contestant. Contestants can not bend down to place items on the ground around them or to pick them up off the ground. Any item the contestant needs to use can be stored in a backpack on their person, tied around them, or placed on strings tied to them provided they do not touch the ground, interfere with safety, or attach to skin. Judges can take items from contestants for storage but the contestant then loses the use of item.
   
7. Contestants will be directed by Z Rock Officials to perform tasks according to the designated space on the “Wheel of Death” no less than twice an hour while being required to remain standing on their milk crate. Contestants will be given a count of 10 to perform the task. If the contestant does not start doing the task within those 10 seconds the contestant can be disqualified.
   
8. Contestants must obtain their own pumpkin which must be a real, naturally grown, organic squash fruit.
   
9. Pumpkins used by Contestants must fit over the Contestant’s head, covering approximately 80%+ of the Contestant’s full head. (No “headcaps” or totally hollowed out faces will be permitted.) If the pumpkin changes or deteriorates during the Contest such that it no longer covers 80%+ of the Contestant’s head, such change will be grounds for disqualification from the Contest.
   
10. No devices to shield the elements can be used. No parasols, umbrellas, canopies, or attachments to the pumpkins to shield the elements can be used. No rain coats or ponchos. Non hooded jackets are allowed provided it is used in the intended way and is kept on person during event.
    
11. Contestants may not talk or communicate in any manner, directly or indirectly, with any other Contestant during the Contest or during Official Breaks. Contestants are only permitted to speak with friends, family members, and their cheering/support team. At their sole discretion Z Rock Officials may impose a NO TALKING PERIOD during which no audible communication will be permitted by the Contestants with any person.
    
12. Contestants must be able to hear/see the judges at all times. No entertainment devices are allowed(music players(ipod/mp3/cd/radio), DVD players, Video Game System, laptops, etc). No books, papers, magazines, etc are allowed. Cell phones are allowed for texting only and must be kept/used outside of the contestants pumpkin
    
13. Eyewear should be worn at contestants discretion. In the event that the eyewear poses a health hazard or a risk of potential injury the contestant will be asked to step down and be disqualified. If you must wear eyewear make sure that if fits within the pumpkin and will not pose any hazard if the pumpkin shifts.
    
14. If a Z Rock Official extends an offer of a prize to Contestants in return for standing down from their crate, the first Contestant who raises their hand will be the one who receives such prize. However, Contestants must raise their hand before stepping off their crate in order not to be disqualified.
    
15. Z Rock may disqualify any Contestant at any time for any reason, if the Z Rock Official monitoring the Contest feels a Contestant is placing his or her health in jeopardy.
    
16. Z Rock reserves the right to move the site of the Contest at any time. Should the site be moved after the Contest has commenced, an Official Break will be called, and Z Rock Officials will assist Contestants with moving to a new site.
    
17. Contestants may eat food or drink (non alcoholic beverages only) during the Contest, but in doing so, Contestants may not remove pumpkins from their heads and must remain standing on the crate facing the street. Contestants are responsible for bringing food or for having food delivered to them during the Contest as Z Rock will not be responsible for providing any food, beverages, or other nutrients to any Contestant.
    
18. Should Z Rock determine at any time that there is any reason to end the Contest while more that one (1) Contestant remains, Z Rock may end the Contest, but will award and evenly distribute the grand prize between all remaining Contestants.
    
19. Any attempted or actual negotiation between Contestants that might result in a splitting or other division of the Grand Prize will result in disqualification of all Contestants found to be a party to such effort. In the event the final two Contestants are party to such an effort, disqualification of both will result and the Grand Prize will be awarded to the last person to drop out before the final two were disqualified.
    
20. A Contestant who becomes ill or relieves himself or herself in any manner, whether intentionally or otherwise, during the Contest will be disqualified. Urination, defecation and regurgitation are included for purposes of this rule. If a Contestant cannot contain himself or herself, they must exit the Contest and use the rest facility provided or a bone-fide restroom.
    
21. All decisions of the Contest Judges are final. By virtue of participating in this Contest, each Contestant agrees to abide by the Contest rules and to accept any and all decisions of the Contest Judges as final. The Contest Judges will be the President, the Market Manager and the Marketing Director of Results Radio of Chico, LLC. The Contest Judges will appoint Z Rock Officials who will have the responsibility of operating the Contest in a safe manner, consistent with these Contest rules.
    
22. Z Rock reserves the right to change these Contest rules at any time. Rules changes will become effective upon announcement by a Z Rock Official a) over the radio if prior to the commencement of the Contest or b) to Contestants at the Contest site if after commencement of the Contest.
    
23. By virtue of participating in this Contest, Contestants agree to hold Results Radio LLC, it’s affiliates, employees, representatives, officers, directors and sponsors harmless from any liability or damages of any kind whatsoever arising from Contestant’s participation in this Contest. Each Contestant, by participating in this Contest personally accepts full liability for his or her participation in this Contest.
    
24. By virtue of participating in this Contest, Contestants agree to give Z Rock permission to use their name, voice and likeness for purposes of advertising and promotion without further compensation for a period of up to fourteen months from the date of their application for participation in the Contest..
    
25. All federal, state and local taxes are sole responsibility of the winner. All federal, state, and local laws apply.
    
26. Use of drugs or alcohol by Contestants is prohibited. In the event a Z Rock Official determines, in their sole discretion, that a Contestant is under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or an illicit substance, the Official may disqualify that Contestant.
    
27. The Contest is a no smoking event. Use of tobacco by Contestants or any members of their support teams may result in the disqualification of the Contestant.
    
    I, ________________________ have read the above Contest rules in their entirety, agree to abide by all Contest rules without exception and am aware that any failure to abide by any Contest rule will result in my disqualification from participation in the Contest.
    
    ____________________________ _____________________________
    SIGNATURE OF APPLICANT SOCIAL SECURITY #
    
    ____________________________ _____________________________
    DATE ID# (Driver’s license, ID card, Military ID)

So yeah I had to sign that that was fun

For more Comment or yeah whatever

More Blogs to come

Cool stuff

What have I gotten myself




New Kick Ass Sweater?


You bet





It glows in the dark too!!!


What else?


!!!GIR!!!




and for thouse of you who don't know who Gir is, here is a clip for you(also I just know all my Gir fan friends will watch it) LOL (Even if you don't like Gir enjoy the editing job seeing how it took me 3 days)





I all so got a pin that says the truth about me lol


My faviorte number

And my new Pepsi beltbuckel that I got for free thanks to Pepsi Points
(It was only 50)



Pretty good stuff huh?

Make sure to comment

More blogs to come
Johnathan Browning

Cartoon Of the Week

So I thought I should post this for the peoples
Thats you dad SFW(Thats Safe. For. Work.{not to be confused with NSFW Not. Safe. For. Work})

I Dream of Jesus

Quotes I will never forget

If you try and don't succeed, Fuck the world and smoke some weed.
- Eric Shoemaker

Fair? The fair comes twice a year state and county
- Rob Browning

That's hideously evil
- Mom Browning

more to come?.......

How much???

So I was thinking about that old (yet strangely new)riddle, you know the one…

How Much Wood, Could A Woodchuck Chuck? If A Woodchuck, Could Chuck Wood?

WTF??? Who thought this up(given that it was probably a speech teacher)

Anyhow...

Here’s what I came up with(found):

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a day changes greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

BUT...
I think it depends on 3 things:

1. How much the wood chuck wants to chuck wood.
   
2. How much wood the woodchuck needs to chuck.
   
3. If the woodchuck is able to chuck wood.

I asked my friends on MySpace and they said:

• He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
  
• It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
  
• A woodchuck could not chuck more than Chuck Norris could chuck wood.
  
• It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
  
• It depends on how good his dentures are!
  
• A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.
  
• Um....... 23????
  
• If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

PS

Wikipedia says:

The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as the woodchuck, land beaver or whistlepig, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. Most marmots, such as yellow-bellied and hoary marmots, live in rocky and mountainous areas, but the woodchuck is a lowland creature. It is widely distributed in North America and common in the northeastern and central United States. Groundhogs are found as far north as Alaska, with their habitat extending southeast to Alabama.




So yeahhhhh...

PSS

(If any one that reads this has X-box Live and want to add me it's Wizardmasterhp)

Why that name???

Wizard magazine is my favorite comic/nerd/movie magazine

Master Chief because Halo was the first game I ever got for X-Box

HP because it's my favorite Camera/Computer company

More blogs to come

Johnathan A.K.A. BlueNinja

One Hell Of A Saturday

....well it was!!!

First my mom and I went to a Susi bar. It was so-so mainly because I was the designated driver(for then). I drove my mom and 2 others. Was fun thou. Had 3 or 4 plates of Susi. I then took the birthday girl and the others to Tanya's. They had some drinks and I just sat down and they talked about random shit for about 2 and a half hours. by then it was about 11 o'clock. Then they decided the wanted to go to the crazy horse saloon. Ohhh yeah... as you can tell this is the point where I stoped being the designated driver LOL. Thats when the fun realy started.... I.... We.... They... Well most of it I really shouldn't say but I did do the upsidedown drink, check this out

want to know something even cooler? That girl is Crystal she works at my doctors office she rocks!!! Shes even a rockin dancer

The Crazy Horse Girls

I even got to ride the bull (17 seconds in case you where wondering)

I saw an old friend and then we went home (at like 2 in the morning)

Mom was the designated driver for the ride home seeing how every one else even me was hammered even my brother who showed up at like 12 (he was there to see crystal ;->)

The next day my mom and I saw "The Dark Night" I thought it was pretty good and my mom didn't like it as much because she thought it was a little darker than she thought it would be!!!

And that's just this past Saturday & Sunday. What will the rest of of this hold???

P.S. I took these pics on Sunday at one mile what do you guys think???

More blogs to come

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Johnathan AKA Wizardmasterhp

My Pics Of My Week Blog

My week in mostly Picutres.

So here we start with My 2nd favorite holiday 4th Of July

Oh and my friend just got a new puppy

She's a 6 week old Chihuahua and she is the coolest little puppy in existence

Check it

And finaly the smoke is still bad down here and it's mostly ash too it was raining ash for 3 days straight and just the other day I saw the blue of the sky for a whole 37 mintues no joke, lol, sad huh?

So thats my week and I hope you all enjoyed my pics of my week blog. I will make some new blogs on tuesday hopefully

PS I might have a job working with **** to help for the fires (sorry can't tell all yet)

Peace Out Ya'll

Johnathan Browning

AKA

Wizardmasterhp